Friday, September 17, 2010

Rags felt like Rusty needed an explanation but he tried to keep distance between his past and present. Rusty worried that Rags needed help but he didn_'t know what he should do. It messed with the security they normally shared. Rags decided to open the box.
Inside was another smaller box covered with satin. The satin box had a ruby inside. It was gigantic and perfect! Rusty_'s jaw dropped. He had never seen Rags with a wallet much less a priceless gem.
Rags suspected that Rusty worried that the ruby was stolen. It was actually his savings from his blog earnings. Rags had received a check from google and used the money to buy the ruby. The blog held the story of his past_, a story he didn_'t intend to tell.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Rags had no friends other than Rusty. They did everything together_, eating_, working_, sleeping and pooping. Rusty made Rags feel important since he never left his side.
One morning Rusty got up and Rags was gone. His bed was made dressed himself ate pancakes for breakfast didn't leave a note. Rags had gotten a letter a week earlier but Rusty didn't ask him about it. They sought each others company but left dignified space for private matters.
Quite late in the evening Rags returned with a package. Instinct told Rusty not to ask now_, but he did - "what is it?" Rags replied_,"not telling."
The end

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Raymond Rat has informants at the police department_, the fbi_, the cia and starfleet. He uses this network of spies to track new lego customers. When a purchase was made Raymond contacted Izzy his special_, secret agent(and his little brother). Izzy called his team: Oriana_, Olive_, Simone and Ramona. Soon Raymond had everything he needed to create the perfect lego website_, customized for each person. Raymond sucked their accounts dry while filling their homes with Danish heroin. They stole_, begged and emptied their kids college funds in pursuit of the next space police minifigure. Raymond Rat now rules the galaxy through lego with no regard for life_, liberty or knex.
The end.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

On the fourth of July Charley had quit stealing. He met three beautiful sisters at the park who seemed oblivious to his disabilities. They made feel normal which gave him hope. Now he wondered what to do with himself.
Charley had enough money to last a lifetime. He wanted to tell his victims that he was sorry. He sent each one a letter of apology and a check. How did he know they wouldn't turn him in? They never did and he was greatful.
Now Charley started over. He went to law school. He became a smiling guy! He married Simone and lived happily ever after with her mom buying his wardrobe.
The end.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Silliness is Rags' speciaty. His act had him running in front of bulls wearing a barrel. Ladies laughed, gents giggled, kids kackled. Rags likes the attention but he wishes for admiration. Privately Rags speaks of leaving he circus. He feels safe there and his skills offer few job chances. One day Rags will go but luring him today is laughter in the ring. The end.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Rusty and Rags are sometimes friends. This on again off again relationship was a source of nightly discussion that entertained their fellow clowns. They needled each other mersilessly. They constantly bickered. Rusty knew Rags buttons like the back of his hand. Rags wasn't willing or able to stop taking the bait. One day Rusty rustled Rags' steers leaving Rags without an act. Rags got manic and snapped. He lept off the high wire without a net. Rusty strapped Rags to a board and rushed his sometimes friend to emergency. Rags spent the rest of his life in a wheelchair being pushed by Rusty. The end.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

I'm hoping my blog will lead to a screenplay, so I'm able to be rich like Charley without having to con anyone.