Friday, August 20, 2010

Rags had no friends other than Rusty. They did everything together_, eating_, working_, sleeping and pooping. Rusty made Rags feel important since he never left his side.
One morning Rusty got up and Rags was gone. His bed was made dressed himself ate pancakes for breakfast didn't leave a note. Rags had gotten a letter a week earlier but Rusty didn't ask him about it. They sought each others company but left dignified space for private matters.
Quite late in the evening Rags returned with a package. Instinct told Rusty not to ask now_, but he did - "what is it?" Rags replied_,"not telling."
The end

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Raymond Rat has informants at the police department_, the fbi_, the cia and starfleet. He uses this network of spies to track new lego customers. When a purchase was made Raymond contacted Izzy his special_, secret agent(and his little brother). Izzy called his team: Oriana_, Olive_, Simone and Ramona. Soon Raymond had everything he needed to create the perfect lego website_, customized for each person. Raymond sucked their accounts dry while filling their homes with Danish heroin. They stole_, begged and emptied their kids college funds in pursuit of the next space police minifigure. Raymond Rat now rules the galaxy through lego with no regard for life_, liberty or knex.
The end.